Words I Will Never Hear

Here's a compilation of words and phrases I have resigned myself to never expect to hear in this lifetime:

1. You've won the lottery;
2. Allow me to cook dinner and clean up the kitchen for you;
3. You can quit your job;
4. The kids and I are disappearing for a few days so you can have the "alone" time you desperately need;
5. I love you (and really mean it);
6. You can have the remote.

Maybe next lifetime? Gee..... can't wait to find out.