Unwanted Advice

Thank you.  I never knew you understood my deepest thoughts and life experiences.  You are an automatic wizard at my family dysfunction and dynamics.  You don't even really know me.  In fact, you don't know me at all.  But yet, you are an ordained judge on my life.  You think you know better than I on how to run my life.  Oooooooh YES!  You are the freelance busybody/psychologist I *know* who will save MY LIFE.  THANK YOU...... (gag) ....You think that you can diagnose my human condition and freely blabber unsolicited advice over the BUNKO dice with all the other 'bored moms on Prozac.'

.....i knew deep down there was a reason I want to kill you all in your sleep....

Please stop.  Freelance Busybodies are the bane of the universe.  Ironically, you are all the 'bored moms on prozac' who smile at PTA meetings while serving oven-fresh, warm cookies and simultaneously poisoning the tea.

Seriously, there is a reason the PTA is targeted as a domestic terrorist group.  You all think I'm kidding.  I'm not. 

 

Freedom from Bored Moms on Prozac

Life is a litter better lately.  Why?  I'm not exactly sure, but one source of stress that has left my energy field are the Bored Moms on Prozac.  I had *no* idea how much angst and stress I allowed to infiltrate my being with their constant obsession with comparing their houses, husbands, children, schools, and test scores with each other and then passing judgement like they were ordained by some supreme being. 

I always instinctively knew when my kids entered the elementary-school-hatchery-environment-neo-Nazi-incubator that it was toxic, but let me now state that the environment was down-right lethal.  I can't name a more vicious bunch of horrible people than the PTA.  They should be labeled as a domestic terrorist group as they are ruining our country from the inside out. 

The PTA, which is a division of the Bored Moms on Prozac, like to legitimize their actions as saying it's "for the kids."  What a bunch of you-know-what.  It's for their own egos.