Questions for God

I'm sure we all have our own list of things we want to ask The Big Guy Upstairs. We are told that everything has a purpose under heaven, and to trust in God's process. Still, I can't help but wonder....

1. What *is* the meaning of life;
2. Why do we harm and kill each other;
3. Why do the good people always seem to suffer and the assholes get away scot-free;
4. What purpose do mosquitoes serve;
5. Is there really true love;
6. How in the hell did Miley Cyrus become Disney's pop Queen?

Ponder, ponder, ponder all of this I will..... Would somebody puh-leeze open me a bottle of wine?