Sasquatch Sightings

Just what would people do if Sasquatch was actually sighted and captured?  All the so-called "professional" Sasquatch chasers would be out of work.  Then what would Animal Planet show on Wednesday evenings? 

I find it hard to believe that with today's infra-red technology, GPS capabilities, and also satellite imagery capabilities that can zoom in on a gnat's ass from 30,000 feet Sasquatch can still elude the thousands of hunters that scour North America on a full-time basis -- complete with a weekly television show. 

....and for the record, that's not Sasquatch droppings you're picking up, rubbing in your fingers and sniffing...... it's bear shit....