Perils of an Introvert

I'm introverted.  It's true that I will never be the one jumping up and down vying for the spotlight.  I don't want to.  You all give me a headache with your constant noise and self-important chest pounding.  I can't wait to part company with you noisy jackasses to retreat to some peaceful solitude. 

In a world of power-hungry-self-important-noisy extroverts, just how do we quiet introverts survive? 

Good question.  For starters, you will NEVER find us posting our minute-by-minute blows on Facebook or Twitter.  Facebook is evil incarnate.  Twitter is the Enquirer for wannabee celebrities who have roped in their closest 1,040 "friends" into their daily teeth brushing routine.  Twitter is an artificial groupie base for those who never had any real friends in high school.  #loser #whogivesafuck #ihavenofriends #everybodystillhatesyou

Have not you heard about the real morning routine?  It's Twitter on the shitter.  Literally.

My quest in this lifetime is to attempt to live a quiet life in a noisy world.  Yes, I do play the game to some extent, but it does not define my being.   While you all are trying to impress each other with your materialistic possessions and perceived power, I'm wondering what really happens at the moment of death -- which is where we are all headed like it or not -- no matter how large your house or expensive your car is.  #youaregoingtodieandnoneofthismatters

Tweets, Twits, and Useless Apps

Don't 'cha think this whole Twitter, Facebook Fan Page, Instant Messaging, etc., crap has just gone absolutely overboard? Today I received via email from Allstate insurance a free, downloadable app for my iPhone.

WHOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can read my policy, pay my bill, and submit a claim ALL from my iPhone! I'm soooooooooooooooooo excited! Now I'm certain I'm paying too much in insurance premiums if they can afford to put together a useless app nobody can really use. This techno crap has gove too far.

It's so cumbersome to do something like insurance over an iPhone. Pages take forever to download, and the screen on my iPhone is too small to read all of the insurance, legaleeze fine print. Not only that, who really *wants* to deal with insurance through a mobile app?

And no, Allstate, I'm not going to follow you or any other moronic corporation, person, or thing (although I guess in the eyes of the court a corporation does qualify as a person) on Twitter or Facebook.

I HATE Twitter

...yeah.... I can appreciate technology and such, but Twitter is just totally useless and annoying as hell. No, I don't care how many squares of toilet paper you use when you take a shit, and I certainly don't care how many times you shake your dick after you piss. TMI!!!!!!!

Nor do I care about somebody who is parked in your parking space, and you're going to have them towed before the board meeting that is scheduled for this morning where you are to receive accolades as to how fucking wonderful you are and your promotion to VP of Total Techno-Bullshit. Wowww......

Who ever thought of Twitter should be SHOT and KILLED immediately. I bet it had something to do with the Bored Moms on Prozac Committee -- we all know they are the evil of the universe.