Hipsters. The annoying young adults who think they've invented coolness. Each generation has their form of 'hipsters' be it hippies, beat nicks, flappers, whatever. Hipsters are not special nor unique however much they think otherwise.
Hipsters have do have a quality like no other. They find authentic diners, bars, and other old school hangouts (and I do even dare say they are trying farming after they turned their nose up at us hicks for years on end) and gentrify them.
If your place of business is old school and void of hipsters, you are the hipsters next target. They want "authentic" experiences but generally they are whiney pains in the asses and the next thing you know the pizza joint that has been around since 1962 is being asked if they have "gluten-free" crust.
Get the guns, NOW.
There is relief from this invasion of gentrifiers (that's not even a word). Hipsters HATE anything to do with the republican political party - especially Trump and the Make America Great Again campaign. All you have to do for hipster repellent is to have Trump propaganda complete with the American Flag be your decoration of choice. Don't forget the NRA sticker and gun rack on your oversized pickup truck.
Non-hipsters don't get their panties in a bunch if other people have varied political and social beliefs. They will be nonplussed by the pro-Trump decor and NRA sticker and won't even care.
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