I have been spending some time in the Canadian city of
Vancouver, British Columbia. Everybody
wants to use Canada as an example of what we in the United States should be
like. We are constantly compared to
Canada’s foreign relations, health care, social services, and their acceptance
of cultural and social differences.
Really?
When was the last time any of you spent a little time with
our neighbors to the north and dug beneath the surface?
Here’s what I found Vancouver to be -- San Francisco’s twin
sister. Yup. It’s shiny and glitzy and welcoming of all,
on the surface that is. Dig a little
deeper and they have a problem with tweekers, homelessness, poverty, etc. The streets outside of the immediate tourist
areas are littered with feces and trash.
Panhandlers are just about everywhere as are barred-up windows and
graffiti. Canada has the same problems
we do. They are just better at hiding
them and the world isn’t looking to criticize and shame Canada for anything.
As for tolerance, that’s not really there either despite
Canada’s 150th birthday public service messages showing how happy
they are with their diversity. There is a strong undertow of prejudice and
racism. Yesterday, my man wore his
Oakland Raiders shirt. The shirt solicited
instant friends at a bar we ended up at.
Our new friends were Canadian, but were of Indian and middle eastern
descent and one in the group wore a turban.
It did not take long for them to start telling tales on how they are
made to feel like second class citizens and were praising Americans, especially Californians, for being
more accepting than the Canadians. The
guy who wore a turban, Sonny, went on to say how an American Navy Seal bought
him drinks and befriended him. Sonny was
not expecting that. He was expecting
silent hostility. Sonny had a strong
sense of humor and said, “Think about that.
A f****** navy seal buying me, a f****** towel-headed, sheet-headed bastard
who he’s trained to kill, and he’s buying ME drinks,” and went on to say how
everybody should not take themselves so seriously and lighten up. Political correctness has gone
overboard. Laugh more and remove the
stick out of certain orifices.
The others in the group told their tales as well and what
was messed up in their country. Their
country has plenty of problems and they are not immune to issues, either. It’s not the Utopia Michael Moore
portrays. So, world, before you throw
your next rock at us saying how crappy we are and how we should be more like
Canada, have a REALLY good look and then STFU.
p.s. more Canadians immigrate to the United States than the
other way around -- the ratio is approximately 2-1.
p.p.s I have no
explanation for HeWhoShallNotBeNamed as occupying the Oval Office. Sorry about that. We're claiming temporary insanity as a defense.
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