Saturday, February 11, 2017

Leave Already.... PLEASE

Sometimes when people are at work they are not really at work.  In one of the branch offices I deal with there is an employee who everybody knows is having an affair with somebody across the Atlantic.  She's married and the guy across the Atlantic is not.  He's divorced twice with 5 kids. 

Two ex-wives and five kids???!!!  Red flag.

I'll give anybody a pass for one divorce.  People make mistakes about getting married -- especially when young.  The second time to the marriage rodeo the implications of getting married should be MUCH more apparent.  If somebody is twice divorced there is a reason.  He's not a keeper. 

Anyway, Chatty Kathy has been carrying on with Rico Suave for years now.  Rico is twice divorced with 5 kids.  Chatty Kathy just has a big mouth that runs constantly...mostly complaining about everything.  What Rico sees in Chatty Kathy is beyond me.  All they do all day long is facetime each other and her work productivity suffers.  Chatty Kathy just ran off to spend three weeks with Rico Suave.  All of us knew where she was and with whom...except Chatty's husband, but I suspect deep down he knows exactly what's going on.  

I can hear Chatty's husband singing the old line, "Take my wife..... PLEEEEEZEEEEE!"

Please, Rico, sweep Chatty off her feet and alleviate us!!!  FREE US.  I don't think either Chatty's husband NOR Rico Suave really want her.  Each one is thinking, "You take her....no YOU, YOU take her...naaaah buddy you can have her, really...." 

PUNT. 

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