Gambini is SELLING the HOUSE!!!!!!!

 Now that Acid is dead, my brother-in-law Gambini (who is the half Portuguese and half Italian we lovingly nicknamed our Port-a-Wop) wants to sell his 5 bedroom house in Sonoma County.  Long story short, the house is too big for just him - and his 58  year-old alcoholic, deadbeat daughter who never grew up and depends on him to live there rent-free (that is another story).

Well, Gambini was never the smartest with his money.  He inherited a house in SF the Italian side of his family built (his family built an entire SF neighborhood in the early 1900's).  Gambini rented the SF house out, but being a landlord proved to be exhausting.  He sold the family home in SF.......and then purchased a house in Petaluma for his alcoholic daughter and her family to live in RENT FREE.  

We all know what happens next.  Was the daughter grateful for a rent-free place to live with her and her selfish daughters?  Of course not.  They all trashed the place.  That's the thanks Gambini got for trying to help his daughters and granddaughters.

Gambini then turned around and sold the Petaluma house.  I do not blame him one single bit. Where did the alcoholic daughter and ingrate granddaughters go?  Well, they found someone else to leach off of....for now.

Here is the dirt pie.  

Gambini had a reverse mortgage on his house.   This is how he and Acid afforded the lavish lifestyle they had with trips to Europe, Hawaii, etc., plus all the expensive cars.....AND lavish gifts to their immediate family.  

Well, well, well.......when you dance to the music you must pay the fiddler at the end of the event.  And that is what is happening now.

Gambini must sell his house in order to avoid monetary penalties for the reverse mortgage.  That's all ok.  However, his decedents are having a freak-out as they are wondering where THEIR INHERITANCE is going.   Guess WHAT?  Chances are there will NOT BE ANY INHERITANCE at the end of the day.  

Greedy decedents do not think about the $ needed for the long-term care Gambini will need and the other medical expenses elderly people need that sucks up millions of $$$$$ in a matter of months......which leaves the greedy decedents with..........NOTHING.

 Boo-effing-Hoo.  If you want money, earn it yourself.  Do not depend on others to blindly hand it over.  

Which leaves me to the subject of chocolate chips and beanie babies....but that is for another rant.  

p.s. If any of you Tesla-driving effers from SF (or anywhere else) are thinking about swooping in to purchase this beautiful home in Petaluma, your bid will automatically be thrown out.  We do *NOT* want you here.  FWIW I do have some authority on the sale as an executor of the estate. 

 

 

 

 

The Feces Display (a.k.a. Shit Show)

 My niece, K.A.B., is about as naive as naive can be.  She is 31 years old, has two babies, does not have a  job, and she just split from the baby daddy as she caught him cheating (yet again).  Where does one go with no job, no husband, no money, and two babies along with a yappy little mutt that jumps and pizzzzzzzes all over the furniture?  

Back to home to mommy and daddy, of course.  

Well, mommy has her own feces display to deal with.  The Mommy's father and her sister are a full-time job just keeping them with their head above water financially.  Plus, mommy works from home and the last thing she needs are a couple of screaming babies and a barking dog while she is on her conference calls.  

Well, one would hope that my niece learned her lesson.  Do NOT get yourself knocked up thinking you can "keep" a guy.  It's the oldest trick in the book......and it never works.  

At this moment my niece is meeting with Baby Daddy thinking that they can work it out.  Good God.  Stupid is as stupid does.  Oh, and Baby Daddy just got fired from his job for sexual harassment with a student.  There is an established pattern with Baby Daddy.  He likes to @*($^ his students.  I wonder when the time comes for my niece to collect child support how many other kids are out there he created with little girls as the mothers and needs to compete with for child support resources. 

RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!  You are better off WITHOUT him!!!!!!!!!! TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Baby Daddy will not come around near me.  Why?  Because he knows I know.  He knows I will rip him up one side and down the other - and he deserves every word.  He's a coward. 

Where is Elon Musk?

 Not so very long ago, the marshmallow-faced Elon Musk was the Orange Cheeto's constant companion and sidekick whispering in the Orange Cheeto's ear.  It was as if they were attached at the hip.  

Now that the public is outraged and staging protests and burning up Tesla dealerships, the pasty-white-squishy-faced Elon Musk is nowhere to be found.  It is as though he has fallen off the face of the earth.  

What happened?  

The coward is hiding because he knows the public wants to kill him.  Deep down he knows he deserves it.