Airlines and Reclining Seats

We've all been there.  We are crammed in like sardines.  The person in front of us reclines his/her seat back and now their head is in your crotch.

Solution:  Smile demurely and with a hushed tone of embarrassment tell the inconsiderate crotch sniffer that you suffer from a spastic gastronomical syndrome that has a name too long to pronounce.  Sudden blasts of uncontrollable flatulence will likely escape.

....i bet seat will be up in .02 seconds.