Here's a compilation of words and phrases I have resigned myself to never expect to hear in this lifetime:
1. You've won the lottery;
2. Allow me to cook dinner and clean up the kitchen for you;
3. You can quit your job;
4. The kids and I are disappearing for a few days so you can have the "alone" time you desperately need;
5. I love you (and really mean it);
6. You can have the remote.
Maybe next lifetime? Gee..... can't wait to find out.
"I love you...and I REALLY mean it!"
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if you come back here to Cheshire I'll cook you dinner EVERY night AND clean up the kitchen!!